I'm reassured to hear that I don't count as someone random :)

Your comeback lacks a little in the way of rapier wit, but I fear that were Oscar Wilde the one being shouted at, his pithy retort would have been wasted on someone who can't find anything better to have a go at you for than your ponytail!

Kudos for saying *something* rather than just riding off muttering to yourself, mind.

-- sil