I'm not sure this is precisely in the true bardic tradition

[cjwatson]

is mise bó
tá mé an-caoin
léigh mé an dán
ar idirlíon
nuair is mian leat
canaim amhrán
fanaim rómhall
lím an t-arán

An attempt at i lik the bred in Irish, inspired by this bit of excellence. Google Translate may not help you. Rough translation:

my name is cow
i am very gentle
i read the poem
on internet
whenever you want
i sing a song
i stay too late
i lick the bread