I normally don't have very much time for "Big Issue" vendors, but I was amused by the chap in town today who was inviting us to consider a "Moderately-Sized Issue".
I've heard the Rose Crescent guy's banter quite a few times, and I've nearly bought one from him (but I usually lack either the money or the time). I think it goes 'Would anyone here like to join my long queue...you may have to wait...don't rush me all at once...buy this week's generously-proportioned issue...not much bigger than your average issue...'
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Date: 2005-02-10 07:58 pm (UTC)He makes me smile.